Sunday, May 09, 2010
Sunday Evening
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Me against the machine
6.18 am: I’m three minutes behind schedule. This does not bode well for me. I tear out of my room in a blinding hurry, and start scurrying down the stairs. Almost immediately, I am engulfed by darkness. I curse the people who decreed that lights were to go out at 610. After I conquer the darkness, another foe lies ahead. A pack of bloodthirsty hounds from hell (or from the forest behind old kr) stand between me and salvation. It’s still raining. This is the part where I run. Blindly, madly, arms flailing, I run, fear lending me wings.
6.27 am: I’m on my knees at the src bus stop; cold, wet, hungry and out of breath. And I can see the 197 roll away. I yell, a gut wrenching yell that I’m sure can be heard for miles.
6.40 am: My cab arrives; a faint sliver of hope. Just maybe, I think to myself.
6.51 am: Maybe not, I think to myself as I see the shuttle bus pull away, and I’m running behind it, and its not stopping, and I’m yelling, and people are thinking I’m crazy, but all I really want is to get on that bus, am I rambling, maybe so, cos just thinking about missing buses these days sends me into a tizzy.
I stop chasing, and yell; a gut wrenching yell that I’m sure could be heard for miles.
6.55 am. I hop on the train, hoping to intercept my shuttle bus at Bugis, where it stops at 705 am to pick up more people.
7.06 am. Not happening. Dejectedly, I get off the train and decide to take a cab to work. At least I’ll be on time this way, I think to myself.
7.40 am. I’m in the cab, on my way to work, and everything seems to be going fine. Oh what’s this, why are we slowing down, I wonder aloud. The cab sensei then breaks the gut wrenching news to me: traff*ck jam. This is where I break. I slump to the floor of the cab, and let out a tearful whimper; there’s no strength left in me for a gut wrenching yell. Even the cab master feels my agony and resignation.
8.03 am: I tap in with my access card. My worst fears are confirmed. I am late. My life is over. My guts are wrenched.
I look at myself in the mirror later, and see what an empty shell I have become; but a shadow of my former self. NO more, I tell myself. I aint losing to that machine no more. You may have won this round, clock-in machine, but tomorrow, I’m gonna tap in so early you won’t know what hit you.
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Gone Vorse
The day goes by, and here I sit;
the time will come, in just a bit.
The dreariness is killing me,
asleep is where I wanna be.
My eyes they start to close themselves;
but hey, who's gonna do those shelves?
And then the boss just walks right in...
says "Boy, this fist is craving chin"
"Oh hey!" I say, "You're back I see"
"Got work for me?" I ask with glee.
"Alright" he says "read this here book,"
the weight of which made the table crook.
[the line above's a syllable extra
but do you really give an F ya?]
And on we march with this story,
and no, it don end in glory.
Some time goes by; the book is read;
now I'm hanging on by a thread.
How much longer before I crack,
and end up like that guy on smack?
Oh wait, oh wait, its ten I see!
I'm free!! or well, at least its time for tea.
(written in iambic tetrameter quatrain; sorta spondee couplet ending, kno wha i be sayin?)
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Funner things to do during examinations...
Monday, December 04, 2006
BB King and Gary Moore - The Thrill Is Gone.avi
The Thrill Is Gone (Live) If I could talk like a guitar (??), this is how I'd want to sound. |
Sunday, October 29, 2006
China Part 2
China and food
Ok, this is a tricky one. My first meal here was a McDonald's McSpicy meal. Sound familiar? Nosh!t. My last meal here was chicken pizza, with frozen mocha. Sound familiar? Nosh!t. And in between, I spent a lot of my time at "Ali Baba" the "northern Chinese Cuisine" place, where we ate .... lamb kebabs, nan, and lassi. (ok the lassi's a bit much). By this point, you probably get the drift. *its a small world after all*
Now i dont usually crib about food (or anything else for that matter, cos I'm just a neat person who doesn't complain) , but I don't generally like chicken on my bones. Yes, the "meats" in local cuisine are more bones than meat. And I'm not exaggerating; when one sees little pieces of meat, one naturally assumes they're boneless. Au contraire, some of those pieces were just bones. And why stop there, other pieces were generally cartilage based, and I even ate something which while I was spitting out I was thinking "human knuckle".
Well, that aside, the food was aight.
In keeping with my character, (I'm talking laziness and sloth today) Im just going to post a few random pictures, as I promised, and let them do the talking. if each picture is worth a thousand words, you do the math. captions under picture.
"the mystic east: china"
"beware the hun in the sun. and the sun in your face."
"am the mc during the second day. and this is the only picture i have?"
"ooh. look at me. im the tall one. in the blue tie. ooh"
"get outta my picture + peter & shuting, REAL chinese people + this time i'm not the tall one"
" jason likes it. I think zaki does too. + neeraj is 'that guy' "
" me and prof chou, the vice dean of engin. no jokes here. oh wait, my eyes are closed LOL"
"I could just eat me up. Where's my nutella?"
"eh.. art?? yup.. paint a picture and call it GRBLAROIASD"
"business......?"
" ..... or pleasure?"
Thats all for this installment folks. Thats all on China for now. And thats all from me for a while. You see, I have "exams". LOL. and I also like LOL more than lol now.
Anyway, the fatman ran 8k today. so it looks like marathon or at least half mar is still doable.
peace out.
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
The Big C
China and the money
Money/shopping/material goods and gain should be among your primary concerns when you visit the place. When "they" say "stuff in China is cheap," "they" mean it. In fact, the currency of China (RMB) when translated to English (by a wise sage I know) means "youre getting ripped off". So when you ask someone how much somethign is for, they reply "200 you're getting ripped off" or "250 you're getting ripped off."
The reason for this is simple; there is always someone somwhere close by willing to sell you the same thing cheaper (Cardinal Rule number one).
There is no such thing as a bottom price. nada. I'll bet if you bargain hard enough they'll pay you to take stuff off them. Well, maybe not. Then again, maybe.
I had somethign like 40 sing spending money, with which I bought the following:
- a sweeeet graphite shaft pool cue in a gnaaarly wooden case. (26 $)
- gucci cufflinks (yes, you're right, what am i going to do with those) (4 $)
- 8 gb sony flash drive. (yes, 8 fishin' geebees) (14 $)
- mao zedong posters (4 $)
- turning a corner and seeing the same stuff at half the price (priceless $$$)
China and the place
Different parts of the city look pretty different. But most of the city looks like Delhi. In fact, there were instances when I was telling the cab driver, "if you turn left and go down that street you'll hit mall road, and from there Babloo's house is within walking distance." No, I don't know a Babloo, but sometimes I wish I did.
At other times, while walking through narrow gullies to get to that particular counerfeit shop, I could swear I'd be able to turn a corner and see kids playing cricket.
The university was alright, with the highlight being the coop that sold cigarette cartons for a buck, and beers for 60 cents. No, I don't smoke, but sometimes, I wish I did. Oh, and the university had lakes. Thats right; water-body-lake things. Apparently, a lot of universities in China have lakes in them. Very interesting. yawn.
It was also pretty hazy, so I felt right at home :P
China and the people
Chinese people are fun. Well, actually, playing dumb charades for four days straight is fun. I did not have a phrase book. So, I'm sure you can imagine (I'm talking about communication, just in case you hadn't already figured it out). But yes, the delegates at the conference (yes, I went there for a conference) were interesting and receptive. Made new friends, talked to people, etc even though my Chinese is limited to Ni Hao, naka, tckika?, xie xie, and meiyo (which was the word to know, pronounced mayo, like the stuff some people eat).
On a more interesting note though, one of the clubs we went to had a bikini-clad woman dancing with a python around her.
got work and am sleepy now, will post a little more on china with pictures soon. maybe.